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This blog is very messy but I like to think of it as that sophisticated messy that indicates you're a bit of a scatterbrain but you're also very smart, as opposed to hoarders messy. I'm just trying to not freak out because there's so many possibilities and adventures and I haven't lived them yet, but I want to. This blog is me in a way so if you follow me, thank you. Let's face the world together.
Posted on 1st Aug at 11:23 AM, with 103,066 notes





some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage


Posted on 1st Aug at 11:19 AM, with 1,285 notes

The boyband’s third studio album sold 4 million copies worldwide in the space of just five weeks following its release on Nov. 25. Eminem’s The Marshall Mathers LP 2 came in second.

One Direction had a banner year in 2013 with their sellout world tour Take Me Home grossing over $100 million and their first concert film the Morgan Spurlock directed One Direction: This Is Us 3D making $67 million at the box office. The group sold a phenomenal 685,000 copies of Midnight Memories in the UK alone.

Gennaro Castaldo, the BPI’s director of communications said: “Around one in eight albums sold around the world are by British artists, and One Direction are certainly playing their part in maintaining this fantastic achievement.
Posted on 1st Aug at 11:18 AM, with 142,919 notes



Before and After Video Effects – Movies

Let us take a moment to appreciate all the effects people who create these things and the actors who make you believe them.

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:15 AM, with 43,708 notes
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:15 AM, with 233,864 notes


"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:14 AM, with 84,077 notes


the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:14 AM, with 175,029 notes

this is still my favorite tweet of all time
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this is still my favorite tweet of all time

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:13 AM, with 26,166 notes


this is the the greatest thing ive ever read



…it gets better

its like its straight out of a comedy movie

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:12 AM, with 5,697 notes

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Gag reel

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:11 AM, with 13,255 notes


I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

Tagged: #gordon ramsay,
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